Estou tão feliz, mas tão feliz que mato o primeiro idiota que me olhar torto hoje. Sim, o oitavo passageiro está de volta, nao fiquei de molho em casa, me dopei de remedios o final de semana inteiro e vai continuar assim até sexta pelo menos.
Alguém me explica porque eu nasci com útero? Sabe isso é muito injusto, deviam ter me perguntado se eu queria essa merda! Eu diria "Não, nao quero ter filhos, coloca outro figado no lugar por favor". Devia existir cirurgia gratuita pra tirar o utero, serio mesmo, moh coisa inutil! A medicina devia inventar uma forma de gerar bebes fora do corpo, ai as mulheres poderiam subistituir seu utero por qualquer outro orgao mais proveitoso, tipo um rim, um intestino, se as pessoas tivessem 2 intestinos ninguém ia precisar tomar Activia! Se as pessoas tivessem 2 figados ninguém morria de cirrose! E essa merda desse utero?Serve pra que? Pra torturar as mulheres todos os meses né? Ai gente que raiva
Na proxima quero nascer macho! Não, macho nao pq curto usar saia, vou nascer travesti! O Importante é nao ter útero. Sabe que merda! Homem faz xixi de pé, nao tem celulite, nao tem útero, ficam melhor de saia do que eu....só vantagem! Alguém sabe como tira utero no mercado negro?
segunda-feira, 10 de maio de 2010
It Ain't Me Babe
Go 'way from my window,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Never weak but always strong,
To protect you an' defend you
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go lightly from the ledge, babe,
Go lightly from the ground.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I will only let you down.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to part,
Someone to close his eyes for you,
Someone to close his heart,
Someone who will die for you an' more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go melt back into the night, babe,
Everything inside is made of stone.
There's nothing in here moving
An' anyway I'm not alone.
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll pick you up every time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly
An' to come every time you call,
A lover for your life an' nothing more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Bob Dylan - It Ain't Me Babe
Pior que é verdade.....
Leave at your own chosen speed.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Never weak but always strong,
To protect you an' defend you
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go lightly from the ledge, babe,
Go lightly from the ground.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I will only let you down.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to part,
Someone to close his eyes for you,
Someone to close his heart,
Someone who will die for you an' more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go melt back into the night, babe,
Everything inside is made of stone.
There's nothing in here moving
An' anyway I'm not alone.
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll pick you up every time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly
An' to come every time you call,
A lover for your life an' nothing more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Bob Dylan - It Ain't Me Babe
Pior que é verdade.....
Assinar:
Postagens (Atom)